let me see your chart

Hi pretties, today I went to the chiropractor... & learned at 25 I have the back of a 8937 year old. In the last 5 weeks I have been FIVE times! Apparently you have to go ALL the time and pay mucho dinero to get your back put back together. Who knew?! Anyways, there is nothing scarier than being face down on a weird contraption they call a chiro chair when a doctor you can't see starts cracking your bones!

except maybe looking like this when you are done....

but you guys want to know what I do after the chiro? I congratulate myself by buying one of these...

because obvi nothing is better than a $4.64 cent medium one shot milk chocolate mocha at caribou. except maybe seeing that someone stays awake for veliceraptors... UM REALLY?!

MARCH to the beat of the drum.

Current Book(s): If you know me, you know reading is my ultimate fave thing to do to wind down & I also read many books at once (I know what you're thinking- I'm talented). I currently am on the 3rd book of the Hunger Games Series & BY GOLLY GEE- they are PHENOM. Part Twilight, Part SciFi, Part DARNFRICKENGOOD.

Current Playlist: Adele on Pandora, Adele's new CD, Did I mention Adele? Also, to get ready for the heart throbbing, body bumping one man show that is GirlTalk, GirlTalk.

Current Shame-Inducing Guilty Pleasure: Should I be ashamed me and the fella watch Wheel of Fortune and compete against each other? No, you say? Yea I didn't think so either.

Current Color: Neutrals right now. (still winter people!)

Current Drink: Wine. Water. 1 Coke a day.

Current Food: Turkey sannies and kettle chips.

Current Favorite Show: Modern Family. The fella is Phil you guys. I might even have to write an entire post on it.

Current Wishlist: New riding boots and the ennnnntire spring line at J.Crew.

Current Needs: New riding boots and the ennnnntire spring line at J.Crew. Wait, that isn't a need?

Current Triumphs: Half way through my last semester at the U. (this should have happened in '08. Again, a whole post on this to come)

Current Bane(s) of my Existence: A (not-so) special someone at work.

Current Celebrity Crush: UM MILA KUNIS. HELLOOO girlcrush.

Current Indulgence: Wine and samoas.

Current #1 Blessing: the fella. It has been almost 2.5 years and every day I am more thankful for him. (insert gag sound here).

Current Slang or Saying: Does "ew" "probs" and "ti-ti" count?

Current Outfit: Brown terry Juicy suit.

Current Excitement: 56 minutes until snuggle time.

Current Mood: Contentment.

compliment?

fella: "wow. are those your real eyelashes?"
me: "yes.... (wtf!) why?"
fella: "they are really pretty"
me: "thanks hun"

::::4 minutes of drinking more wine silent::::

fella: "did you just get your eye brows waxed?"
me: "(WTF) um, a couple weeks ago"
fella: "they look really pretty"
me: "thanks hun"

I am not sure if I should be feeling good or feeling worried... hurry, someone, figure it out!

happy late 2011 :)

happy late new year everyone! i know, it's late but cut me some slack-- I was in lutsen with NOOOO service, & obvi had to screen all the photos before they went viral!

as you can see in my info, i am currently ::smitten:: and now you know what the fella looks like :) maybe one day i will even post just about him!

oh hello world.

they say 3rd times the charm, right? yep, you heard it. this is the 3rd time i have attempted to start a blog. for some reason, i have this continuous urge to start (and keep) blogging.

when i was little i used to sit all day at the huge ass PC and whip out these "family newsletters" which turned out to be really, really, funny to all the adults in my family. i later figured out it was because i would listen in on my mom (youngest sibling of 7) gossip to all of her family members about each other, then re-tell the story in my newsletter without her knowing. long story longer, i loved to write. probably why creative writing was my favorite class in high school, and why i got an A on my final creative writing paper (that i finished intoxicated) in college.

anyway, if no one reads this (chances high) and if those of you who do read it hate it (chances higher) at least one day i will have something to look back on that reminds me of all my memories made and hopefully laugh at, cry at, and enjoy.